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The Apocalypse

What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke
oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn
by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.
by Sarah Way July 17, 2005
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Zombie Apocalypse

The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
by thekid9100 November 7, 2010
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piecemeal apocalypse

A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.
Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
by NikkiDale April 23, 2018
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lesbian apocalypse

lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians follow and support eachother, usually during pride month
lesbian apocalypse: Lesbian Apocalyse is taking over my FYP!
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
by ian is gay June 3, 2022
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Freedom by Apocalypse

Freedom by Apocalypse, or an FBA person is a type of person who sees or creates the idea of freedom and happiness in an Apocalyptic world. (If surviving the first blow to create that Apocalyptic world such as nuclear warfare, meteors, plague etc.)
The Freedom by Apocalypse (aka FBA) kids keep talking about how if a nuke went oƒf and killed a bunch of us off , then the survivors of the nuke blast would be free to do whatever they wanted, and i gotta admit, free cars and clothes we will have if we survive? Im in!!!!!
by I like saying things June 30, 2017
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Arron Apocalypse

Arron Apocalypse

An electronic musician who promotes his music through MySpace, Facebook and other social networking sites. He has started to grow a fan base and is frequently seen on Stickam he is noted for his effeminate personality and outrageous behavior which has caught attention of many viewers. He has been related to Chris Crocker is his mannerisms.
"Like OMG Is that Arron Apocalypse"

"Yeah hes a MySpace whore"
by JonneyBoy April 14, 2009
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