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San Antonio Sterns

Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.
Damn San Antonio Sterns beat my Suns again. Davis Stern must be jumping for joy.
San Antonio Sterns by spurfan August 18, 2008
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San Antonio Sleeper 

while getting head from a girl push her head down so she chokes, when she passes out have sex with her.
"i gave my friends sister the San Antonio Sleeper and now she's pregnant!"
San Antonio Sleeper by Cory January 14, 2007

San Antonio Sterns

Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.
Those damn San Antonio Sterns got so lucky they suspended Amare or we would have won in 5.

Antonio Sanna 

stay away from Antonio Sanna hes a fatty he might eat you
Antonio Sanna by joel morrison April 24, 2020

Antonio Special 

Im going to eat jamairs dick hardcorley

antonio subandrio 

A very nice man hidden in the darkness, he seems to like the taste of chicken and has the scent of watermelon, we all love antonio
antonio subandrio is a very nice man

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver 

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.