analogy

It's like a thought with another thought's hat on.

"Someone please tell her what an analogy is."
"I know what it is, it's like a thought with another thought's hat on.

by ozgin January 3, 2015

Drag Queen Apology

"I'm sorry" in VERY passive voice

India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."

by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

youtuber apology

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)

Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.

by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021

ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.

Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!

by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023

God's Apology

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.

"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"

by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010

apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point

I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick

by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011