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St Andrews University

The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.

The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.

For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences

St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.

St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"

"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
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Daniel Andrews

That asshole premier of Victoria who loves locking everyone up in his shitty lockdowns longer than neccisary.
I hate Daniel Andrews. His lockdowns ruined my life.
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Brittany Andrews

An American pornographic actress and exotic dancer. She is a member of the AVN Hall of Fame.
That Brittany Andrews has some nice titties.
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Luke Andrews

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.
Hey there is the Luke Andrews, he is so much better than Bradely
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Luke Andrews

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.
Look there is the Luke Andrews he is soo much better than a Bradely.
by Alasonthemerry November 6, 2018
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Dan Andrews

To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.
Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!

Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
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Dan andrews

Didn't take advice from anyone went there own way then proceeded to complete and utterly screw up and screw everyone over
See Terry shut down the whole town?

Yeah he really did a "Dan andrews" on that electrical board.
by M00seknuckl3 September 8, 2020
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