Amway

Amway has ripped off millions of people for several decades, to the tune of 10s of billions of dollars.

Amway is a scam, and here's why: Amway pays out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam.

As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. This was made illegal in the UK in 2008, but our FTC is unable to pull their heads out of their butts to stop it here.

Read about it on this website: thenetprofitgroup.yolasite.com and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don't get scammed.

Hi, I'm an Amway LCK(#1). I promote Amway, but make most of my money/lifestyle from ripping off my group via the ATS (#9).

by Textex March 26, 2010

amwayed

The act of being suckered into listening to a multilevel marketing spiel by friends or family under the guise of their new "exciting business opportunity".

We got amwayed yesterday. Jane and Dick wanted to come over to talk about their new business opportunity. Little did we know ahead of time that it involved Amway.

by fldsofglry April 16, 2013

Amway

It's bad enough that their stuff costs too much. It's even worse when they have door-to-door salespeople harassing you every Saturday morning.

Damn you, Amway! Can't you motherfuckers just leave me alone so I can get some sleep?

by Roy October 2, 2003

Amway

More like Shamway to me. I'm not buying their shit.

The Amway cult only wants to convert you into a mindless slave of their company, which only exists to drain money off suckers who buy their inferior-quality products.

by middle finger August 26, 2003

amiey

to take, hold, or steal your heart.

a person who is a soulmate.

a good lover.
A beautiful and sexy person.

She pulled an amiey on my heart.
(she stole or holds my heart)
My heart was amieyed.

(my heart was stolen)

Watch out ! She will amiey you.

(she will steal your heart)

#heart throb

#soulmate

#lover

#sexy

#beautiful

by Butterflyninja December 7, 2016

Amway

This pyramid scheme/Multi-Level Marketing cult is also known as Quickstar or Quixtar.

This cult reaps huge profits from making expensive motivational videoes/tapes and numerous seminars which basically try to convince you to purchase even more motivational videoes/tapes. To even make a profit from selling their ridiculously EXPENSIVE product line, you have to already have a shitload of money, preferrably in the hundred$ of thou$and$, which is why they have celebrities and sports-stars promoting their crap.

I made the terrible mistake of attending an Amway/Quickstar seminar last week. 146 minutes of my life wasted listening to a bunch of rich white people preaching religious sermons about how their products will "change your life" if you purchase their motivational crap in order to become even more interested in their cult and their pricey products.

by sarcastic June 20, 2004

East Amwell

East Amwell Township, a small community in central New Jersey, was established in 1846. EA has a population of about 4,800 with an area of 28.6 square miles and is located in the south eastern edge of Hunterdon County. East Amewell is a rural area with preserved farmland, rolling hills, million dollar homes and spectacular views of the countryside. Hunterdon County is the 13th wealthiest county in the United States and is home to blue ribbon schools and excellent lesiure life. East Amwell is home to the likes of the Unionville Vineyards, the world known Ridge Golf Course at Back Brook and also the infamous Lindbergh house. The community is about an hour from Philadelphia, PA and an hour and a half from New York City.

"I live in East Amwell! Isn't that great?!"

by slip nip March 9, 2006