Alyson

A superficial, shallow, person who only cares about themselves. Looks at her/himself in the mirror every chance they get. Judge people inside and out. Who love putting people down to make themselves feel better. Talks great about themselves and terrible about others. Oh and also finds friends exboyfriends attractive

Stop beinh a fucking Alyson, Patricia.

by narcson October 14, 2016

Alyson

Alyson's are usually physco! They always crave attention. Be careful with Alysons because they become hella obsessed with you or anyone who associates with you. She uses sex and mental illness as a weapon.

Guy 1: "Do you know that girl Alyson?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's as crazy bitch!"

by Slimthugyoungin January 10, 2016

alyson

Someone (female) who is amazing/exciting in the bedroom.

A girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very sexy.

A girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.

Geoff: So how did it go with that girl last night?

Dave: Well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!

Geoff: Score!

by Myyyke December 14, 2008

alyson

wey pussy by seth

wet pussy alyson has

by sd,jh December 12, 2018

alyson

she's a quag

Whoa did you just see that Alyson go by??? WHAT A QUAG! YOU'RE CUTE BITCH

by im a quag January 19, 2012

alyson

n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.

boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.

by richard2000 September 5, 2008

alyson

hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.

don't be such an alyson, just do it.

by deltronforce October 9, 2008