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alumnumnuts

A graduate of a high school or college, usually male, who still hangs around his former school. This is usually because said individual is a total loser, is trying to meet younger girls, and has nothing better to do.
"Dude, didn't that guy graduate like two years ago"

"Yeah, but he still hangs around here trying to mac it to freshman girls. He's a total alumnumnuts."
by Hank the Monster October 22, 2009
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Aluminum Digger

A younger version of"Gold Digger"working her way up the metal scheme.
That girl is 15 and already after 2 guys.What a Aluminum Digger!!!
by Patrey14 June 26, 2010
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Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.
-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
by Titanclaws November 9, 2018
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retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010
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aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.
Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
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aluminivore

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.
The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.
by BKP2015 June 30, 2016
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Alumunumnum

When you don’t just love someone but you LOVE love them
“I Alumunumnum you”
by Devonte III October 20, 2018
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