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Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .
He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.
by Itapped March 2, 2016
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alainey

a beautiful women. Usually with curlybrown/ black hair. Very closed off to ones she not close to. Hard on herself, has a small friend group and she is the life of the party. Wants to be a rebel{ most of the time, or gets pressured by others to do something. Not very well at keeping and saving money but her parents usually have her back. Her parents are hard on her most of the time but they love her very much. Everyone loves and appreciates her even though she might not know it sometimes. Has anxiety sometimes but easily over comes it. Loves to cuddleand feels safe in someone’s arms.
WOW! I love Alainey.
by Q.before.u July 15, 2018
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Aldine

Aldine is a school district in Greenspoint (gunspoint) Houston Tx. Aldine is known to be one of the worst districts in Houston, where dropouts, skipping school, fights, relationships with teachers/staff, fights with teachers/staff, drugs, gangs, robbery, graffiti, sex, and weapons are common.
White friend: ima visit my cousins school at Greenspoint

Me: Aldine? gunspoint? Are you serious?
White friend: I guess, I don’t think it’s that GhEtTo
Me: Nigga you stupid,Cock ya Glock I’m going with you !
by Gunspoint thug March 7, 2020
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Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm
Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night
by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011
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alinea

Alinea is a new line of thought. Alinea is an algorithm. Alinea is an incredible restaurant in Chicago. Alinea is a beautiful and smart and kind and strong female capable of achieving any goal in life. Alinea is protected by all forces of good in this universe. Alinea is and always will be the most loved and protected.
Alinea is the most protected and loved of all females. No harm shall ever come upon Alinea.
by Alinea November 10, 2017
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Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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