Alternative facts 

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

Alternative facts by Cashews and guacamole March 23, 2017

Alternative Facts 

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

Alternative Facts by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Alternative Facts 

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

Alternative Facts by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

Alternative Facts 

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

Alternative Facts by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative facts 

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

Alternative facts by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

alternative facts 

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

alternative facts by q359 July 25, 2023

Alternative Facts Syndrome 

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

Alternative Facts Syndrome by DMU77 February 2, 2025