allefonket

allefonket 1. A word humans use to attract mates
2. A new breed of heffalump
3. Teknofella spelled backwards
4. A word used during random conversation

Girl-"Whats up?"
Guy- "Nm, u?"
Girl- "Same"
Guy- "Allefonket"
(Girl thrusts self onto guy and passionately makes out with him)

by Kara May 13, 2005

Allethargy

A general feeling of lethargy caused by seasonal allergies, typically occuring in the spring time.

Not tonight dear, I seem to have a case of allethargy.

by TTPDX April 29, 2010

alleata

A 4ft fake Italian with bleached blond air and enormous bazookas.

Alleatas coming quick get ya dick out of ya hand!!

by Alleata whisperer May 17, 2022

South Side Allentown

The Hood Of Allentown, PA

south side Allentown is the shit to be at 💯

by LOLHOE June 29, 2015

St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)

1) HELL

2) MORE HELL

3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning

4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment

5) The uniforms suck

6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes

7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)

8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.

9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!

10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile

11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"

Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"

My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"

by ej747 July 23, 2019

Allerton

A Name commonly used for a heavy drinker. Not someone you generally hang out with often, more of a "rando" that shows up and drinks your liquor and passes out.

Paul "Where's the Allerton?"
James "Passed out in the bathroom."
Paul "Of Course"

by Derrick Whibber April 30, 2011

Allentown

The third-most populous city in Pennsylvania, following Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. It is best known for being the subject and title of a popular Billy Joel song. Most importantly, I have no idea what the first definition is referring to, as the city is predominantly white. There has been an increase in crime, most notably prostitution, so maybe the hookers are the ones with exposed, saggy breasts.

Allentown is 60 miles from Philly

by powhatan September 18, 2006