Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
Get the genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchinimug. Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
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by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
Get the Jewish alignmentmug. by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
Get the Wheel alignmentmug. aka. P.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Emma is a supporter of Libertarian party who is only willing to date people are supporters of the Libertarian political party. She has a politically aligned romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 4, 2021
Get the Politically aligned romantic preferencemug. A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
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by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
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