Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024