Alex Turner me on

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

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cornerstone alex turner

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

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Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.

I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

by theperceptionofperfection June 6, 2011

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Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.

person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.

by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023

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