alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

Alex Rodriguez

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.

AROD: Its not about the money...really.

by hello May 9, 2004

Alex Rios

When a Baseball player Strikes out 5 times.

And there's the Alex Rios folks! That's strike out number five for him this evening!

by BooRios July 8, 2011

alex rodriguez

Probably THE best baseball player ever. On pace to break the homerun record. Though many people say he is a bad fielder, he was a shortstop his whole life and had to switch over to third, which yes is a big deal. No he is not cocky, as said my a fellow yankee 3rd basemen in the minors, A-rod in spring training is always the one talking to the minor leaguers and asking if they had any questions, or offering to help them with their game. And i would like to see one person turn down a 10 year 252 million dollar contract, that's right, no one would.

Oh bases loaded, counts 1-2, alex rodriguez will strike out, NOPE! grand slam homerun! walk off hr!

by RossiP April 25, 2007

Alex Russo

The best brand of cheese grater not available on the market anymore.

Where can I find Alex Russo cheese grater?

In my bed. I own the original.

by Alina Panini August 10, 2009

Alex Rodriguez

``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.'''

``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.''

by IsOn April 21, 2004

{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 27, 2008