Alistaire

1. A very genteel older English gentleman.
2. The mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single entity that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. Alistaire- female: A girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.

1. I met Alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. He was a perfect gentleman.

2. Turns out, *insert all teenage boys here* was just trying to get in my pants. I wish he was more of an Alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. Geez, Alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. She still looks better in a dress than anyone I know.

by hopelesscause October 14, 2009

Alastair Aiken

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

alistair

A thick bitch

" wow alistair your so thick"

by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

by confusionman April 6, 2011

Alastair Sullivan

The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. I’ve seen him do it in grade 4.

Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!

by AJwylie February 17, 2021

Alastair

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

Alistair

One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.

Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"

by SySy August 23, 2022