Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Albania

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022

Albania

Country full of mafia and drugs. And bunkers for some reason

"Bro I'm going go to Albania this summer"
"You can't go to Albania, you're Serbian!"

by thotbegone69 March 10, 2021

kanye albania

Sus

That Kanye Albania is a sussy baka

by BarnabyBarnips June 2, 2021

Albanian Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

by DeHeme November 26, 2009