Albanian Picnic

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.

If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.

by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Albania

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022

Albania

Country full of mafia and drugs. And bunkers for some reason

"Bro I'm going go to Albania this summer"
"You can't go to Albania, you're Serbian!"

by thotbegone69 March 10, 2021

kanye albania

Sus

That Kanye Albania is a sussy baka

by BarnabyBarnips June 2, 2021