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Farm Alarm

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"
by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009
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farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.
by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014
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smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.
Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020
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alaura

One of the greatest types of friends in the world. Is smart, sweet, and all over great!
Your best friend is alaura?
man your lucky.
by christopherJ June 11, 2008
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New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006
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alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 11, 2013
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Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
by Coach1977 July 27, 2012
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