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Airport trudge

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The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.
No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.
by YAWA June 15, 2015
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airport novelist

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an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.
by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
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Airport Atheist

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A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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Airport Walk

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A very fast paced walk, almost a run but not quite. Used in airports when you are late to a flight and you don't want to run but need to hustle.
Dude that was so awkward, I turned on my airport walk and got out of there!
by ~~squiggles~~ May 7, 2009
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Airport drunk

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When your dropped off at the airport with no kids and no wife, and whilst your drinking you miss your flight.
Friend 1: hey man, I heard Ryan got airport drunk!
Friend 2: yeah man, I heard he had four manhattans, missed his flight, and his sister had to give him a ride home.
Friend 1: WHAT AN IDIOT.
by KathnPersteph2 March 6, 2020
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airport boy

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When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!

airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again
by guck419 March 16, 2021
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airport hug

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When meeting someone at an airport, and hugging intimately like you haven't seen them in years, which actually is the case for some.
Some may drop their bags and run towards that person.
I haven't seen my best friend in a year, we shared an airport hug once I landed.
by too legit too quit March 11, 2009
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