sucka ain't got no shot 

phrase used to say to somebody that has horrible aim, whether it be in shooting a basketball, or shooting a shell in Mario Kart, etc.

{CWar shoots and misses}

Hahaha, sucka ain't got no shot.

sucka ain't got no shot by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

ain't got no 

Ain't got no is defined as do not have.

You still ain't got no money.

ain't got no by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020

You Ain't Got No Soap. 

Definition: 'you're full of it', 'whatever' or 'you're not that cool'. Soap is a valuable item in jail. Having a good bar of soap makes you a bit cooler, better/luckier than the rest of the inmates.

"I don't know why it's taking him so long to hang that new front door, damn, I would be finished already!"

His friend: " Oh you think you can hang doors now hu..? Psssh. Ha. You Ain't Got No Soap. "

You Ain't Got No Soap. by Homer Sully. June 5, 2013

pussy ain't got no face 

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

pussy ain't got no face by Nick D August 18, 2004

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.

"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

Girl ain't got no dick by flame sans e May 12, 2008

you ain't got no pancake mix! 

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.

Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

you ain't got no pancake mix! by wehttam16 February 21, 2011

Ain’t got no how watchamacallit 

Ain't got no how whatchamacallit is a phrase scrawled on the side of a wall by Kurt Cobain In 1985

He later got arrested after writing it.

John: Did you hear that Cobain was arrested for drawing Ain’t got no how watchamacallit on a wall?

Fred: No I didnt, that's crazy!

Ain’t got no how watchamacallit by Jack Koffe June 11, 2022