"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017
Get the Failed Abortion mug.The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.
"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."
by GarthF February 8, 2006
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Ahort
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• aorta
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• Amortal
• abort an aberration
The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
Get the aborted fetal colada mug.You know how you get baby fever when you look at a cute baby, imagine the opposite, that's abortion fever.
by nikanat May 20, 2020
Get the abortion fever mug.Boke is commonly used in Northern Ireland slang to replace the verb "vomit", which can be the result to feeling physically or mentally ill. More times than others it is not physically seen.
Ahontus is derived from the Virginia Indian chief's daughter Pocahontas, a delightful young woman who was especially intune with Mother Nature, animals and Willow Trees.
Therefore a "boke-ahontus" implies a person who can not control their mother nature calling to want to vomit A LOT.
Ahontus is derived from the Virginia Indian chief's daughter Pocahontas, a delightful young woman who was especially intune with Mother Nature, animals and Willow Trees.
Therefore a "boke-ahontus" implies a person who can not control their mother nature calling to want to vomit A LOT.
Sorry, I can't meet up for coffee, the amount of work I have to do makes me feel like boke-ahontus
Last night I was boke-ahontus
Last night I was boke-ahontus
by Jane-Yes December 8, 2010
Get the Boke-Ahontus mug.An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021
Get the Abortlet mug.A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.
(stab! stab! stab!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013
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