redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Andalusian afterburner

When one is engaged in intercourse and reaches their climax, one so powerful it simultaneously forces out a massive gust of flatulence or a jet stream of chocolate surplus from set individuals anus.

Derek: Yoooo dude you’ll never believe this, I was banging Maggie on my dads futon and I totally hit her off with an Andalusian afterburner.. won’t be seeing her again for a while
Kyle: Dude isn’t Maggie a she-boy?
Derek: Never mind that bro my dad bought this futon last week now I’m fudged dude!

Kyle: Literally dude...

by TheMartianfromMars August 7, 2019

american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

Afterburnt

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday

Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...

by Thorn21 March 29, 2009

Assterburners

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012