Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

illicit affairs

me when im gay

and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings

and longing stares

theyre born from just one single glance but they die,

and they die,
and they die, a million little times

leave the perfume on the shelf,

that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times

by shawtygotthafatty May 24, 2021

Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

by bhurmam September 19, 2013

on-line affair

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

black tie affair

Social events where all attendees are expected to wear formal attire. Both males and females attending a black tie affair make efforts to comply with the dress code and choose clothing that is considered appropriate formal dress for the time of day, the season, and the nature of the event. A black tie affair is different from a semi-formal event, where there is a wider range of clothing options considered to be appropriate semi-formal attire.

I heard someone in our neighborhood was holding a black tie affair.

by Chipotle Guacabeefsky October 18, 2009

Affable

Adjective
Friendly and easy to talk to.

Chris such a drippy and affable man.

by 14f8d July 7, 2022

afoma

an afoma is a very pretty girl she is 99% beautiful......she has two stupid bestfriends she is a very social person...she likes reading romance novels.....an afoma doesn't fall in love easily but the time she does she will make the best out of it....she likes making friends....and she has a lot of beautiful friends....she cannot talk without moving her hands.....and she has a very beautiful smile...and she is very intelligent...she is a cocacola lover....and also a marshmellow lover.

I will like to date an afoma one day

by fims.fims May 2, 2018