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afghanistan

1. Afghanistan is a country which has defeated alot of Super Powers such as Alexander the Great, Gangez Khan, Persian forces, Moghual Forces, British Forces and Soviets.

2. A country that has been never defeated or conquered by any nation.

3. All of these wars and battles were not won by a regular Army, Almost all of those battles were fought by normal people.

4. (2004) a country that is currently under contruction , because of its many wars.

5. a cool country located in Central Asia.

6. A country that has hot summers and cold winters.

7. Official languages are pashtuh ,persian .but they do know a little english.
we better not mess with them or else they will kick our asses!

"those soviets were dumb for trying to conquer Afghanistan , i mean didn't they learn from its unbeatable record of kicking Super-Powers asses."
afghanistan by matt09 August 27, 2005
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afghanistan

"the graveyard of empires"
Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the UK, the USSR & the Taliban/al-Qaeda all failed to conquer the notoriously rough mountainous terrain and all those empires crumbled as a result.

"may the gods save us from the tooth of the tiger, the venom of the cobra & the vengeance of the Afghan" --- Alexander the Great, King of Asia
if that crew comes in my hood, ima go Afghanistan on them
afghanistan by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is an extremely poor Central Asian nation that is being ruled by an American-funded puppet government. After years of corruption under the Islamic Fundamentalist Taliban, the nation is now ruled by a weak, ineffective government that is fueled by propganda supplied by US conservatives. However, this central government has no power outside of Kabul and warlords rule this nation's countryside in a fedual style system.
Afghanistan is in a state of anarchy outside of Kabul.
Afghanistan by Eye In The Sky February 25, 2007

Wham Bam Afghanistan 

The term you say after you pull out and cum on the back of a goat.
Saw a guy give a Wham Bam Afghanistan at the farm today. The people who work there were not happy.
Wham Bam Afghanistan by KaseVonD December 23, 2019

afghanistan haze

that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their
Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up
afghanistan haze by DrOeE August 17, 2006

Afghanistan pullout 

When you start to nut inside your girl and pullout and nut all over the place
I almost got my girl pregnant because I did the Afghanistan pullout on her
Afghanistan pullout by Don Kheedik September 4, 2021

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a landlocked country bordered by Pakistan to the east and south, Iran to the west, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan to the north, and Tajikistan and China to the northeast. the country is predominately mountainous with plains in the north and the southwest that are separated by the Hindu Kush mountain range. As of 2021, its population is 40.2 million which is composed mostly of ethnic Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, and Uzbeks.
Afghanistan is a dangerous country.