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affirmations

n.

Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Affirmatron

To acknowledge something or someone. To agree with.
Are you leaving town tomorrow. Affirmatron!
by 8690432789053329065765 November 11, 2017
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Assfirmation

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014
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Affirmative Blacktion

by ?RHSHO? October 2, 2003
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affirmative bullshit

i scored 200 points higher on my SAT and that minority got into college before me, because of affirmative bullshit.
by chunk9590 January 7, 2009
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affirmatory

A slang proclamation of agreement or confirmation. It is normally verbalized as a stand-alone word when a slang is called for, similar to the use of "yup". A speaker will prefer "affirmatory" to "yup" when he or she does not want to pronounce the "p", which is more disruptive to breathing.
"Affirmatory" - Jason S.

Unintended use: "I say, with regard to your inquiry, affirmatory"
by Scott J. March 19, 2006
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