Adopted

Adopted: You

mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)

by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018

adopted

penis

“what’s the sisters name from feines and ferd?”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”

by chkoe June 28, 2021

You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018

Adopted

You

You are Adopted

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Late Adopter

Someone scared to adopt new trends. They usually end up getting into them three months before they end. The term is mainly used in the realm of technology, but can also be used in relation to fashion, music, or anything else that trends.

Average Joe: You know Lucy? She finally bought a pair of distressed jeans.
Fashionista: OMG! Is she serious? They are totally on the way out now!
Average Joe: Yeah. She's a pretty late adopter.

by PDXLateAdopter September 21, 2010

your adopted

when your a fat ugly disgrace and are wanted my some old rich white people. PS, SUCK YA MUM

hey idoit, your adopted.

by suck ur mum FAQ September 20, 2020