When you are trying to have gentle anal, but your sex partner plows his horse cock up in there, disregarding your desires and your sensitive anus.
Mom: "How was your gay sex with Timothy last night? Was it pleasant?"
Me: "It was quite painful actually. I got analated. Timothy rammed his third leg between my tight ass cheeks when I was hoping for soft sex. He aggressively entered my anal cavity."
Me: "It was quite painful actually. I got analated. Timothy rammed his third leg between my tight ass cheeks when I was hoping for soft sex. He aggressively entered my anal cavity."
by Jizz expert December 11, 2015
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by BigBOihhh October 15, 2018
Get the aðalsteinn mug.One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
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