A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019

Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

Absolute unit

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021

Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022