Abbess 

Female brothel keeper. A Madame.

Etymology: Victorian underworld slang. An abbess (Latin abbatissa, fem. form of abbas, abbot) is the female superior, or Mother Superior, of an abbey or convent of nuns. Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

Abbess by Twathenge April 26, 2006

ales hemsky 

One of the best if not best stickhandlers/danglers in the NHL today. Has world class speed and capability to do amazing dekes at this high speed a amazingly talented hockey player.

Hemsky in over accross the blueline dekes out the defenders IN ALL ALONE HE SCORESS!!! ALES HEMSKYYYYYY

ales hemsky by MattL_89 November 4, 2006

un-parody-able 

.So extreme in the original that it can not be exaggerated or parodied.

Mayor Bob Ford was so hysterically whacked out on drugs and alcohol in the clandestine video that he was un-parody-able.

un-parody-able by tipit November 18, 2013

Doodoo-hole-able

When a young lady is attractive enough for a young man to want to insert his penis in her rectum.

The Russian women's curling team is very doodoo-hole-able.

Doodoo-hole-able by Mattco February 19, 2010

Ableist 

A PERSON or People who discriminate or social prejudice against people with disabilities. It can also be someone who judges or makes fun of someone with a disability or handicap.

Example: Someone who makes fun/discriminates someone in a wheelchair or someone with down syndrome.

Abby - "People in wheelchairs are retarded."
Sandy - "Wow you are such an ableist."

Abby is an ableist because she said people in wheelchairs are retarded. Not true.

Ableist by Dazyfirre39 May 7, 2015

Abelson Fast

A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!

When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!

Abelson Fast by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014

Ableible

A firm "I don't know"

"Why did you get a bad grade on your test"
"Ableible"

Ableible by Myst_BM April 8, 2019