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Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
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Adenike is a female Yoruba (a Nigeria tribe) name the literarily means “CROWNS ARE CARED FOR”

Adenike’s are beautiful, Kind, smart, confident, well spoken and principled.

People often mistake their ever straight face for the mean girl but they are the friendliest people once they like you or get comfortable around you.

Adenike’s are always successful.
Adenike is amazing.
ADENIKE by O G A February 4, 2020

Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.
Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021
A very beautiful, smart, intelligent and God fearing lady. She's selfless, down to earth but also very principled.
1) I love being with Adenike.

2) Meeting Adenike is the best thing that's ever happend to me.
adenike by Mr Lasgidiolu August 24, 2012

gay aiden 

A small gay man with a 1in also will grab ur nipples if he fights you
Guy hey Aiden you are gay

Aiden fuck u I'm going to grab your nipples gay Aiden is gay
gay aiden by Ur momololol September 19, 2018

Aiden Burns 

Ugly kid, he dont even know how to spell his own damn name. Gets dandruff everywhere. Has never had a girlfriend (never will) Aiden will annoy the shit out of you. he probably picks his nose and snacks on it. Like bro who is this kid??
person: ew look at aiden burns.
person 2: ikr he needs to take a shower.
person: frrrrrrrr