crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

ass fucking chode eater

1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE

billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''

by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008

Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.

"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

ass eaters

Apparel that is worn extremely tight or loose (usually shorts, sweat/jogging pants, and loose dresses) that gathers all up in the ass while walking or bending over which gives the appearance that the ass is eating them.

Girl, you need to take off those tight ass eaters and go put on something that will cause a little less chafing.

by kit569kat April 30, 2006

ass eaten

Getting your butt kicked or chewed out.

Samsam got her ass eaten when her mom found out she got a C in Bio.

by Resin22 October 29, 2018

She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

Easter ass whooping

The beating you catch or deliver on Easter Sunday Considered especially severe because it happens on a holy day usually right after church while somebody is still in their good clothes and dress shoes
The circumstances alone make it worse You’re already dressed up family is watching, and the Lord is a witness. If you threw hands on Easter, you either had a very good reason or absolutely no self-control.

“He tried me at the family cookout on Easter. Gave him an Easter ass whooping right there in the yard with my tie still on.”

by Beautifuljoycee March 31, 2026