you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her

Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

by YouKnowFuckYou June 6, 2021

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

I didn't know you were Emo

When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someone anouncing that you are now emo.

Bob: *air cutting*
Bobby: "Geez, I didn't know you were emo!"

by Carteloise July 18, 2009

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011