artic snowcricket

An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.

*fart sound*

"Dude, did you hear that Artic Snowcricket!?"

by Rickybigblock June 27, 2017

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Artic popsicle

When a person freezes a turd and masterbates with it

by LiLdrooppy August 06, 2018

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When a girl puts ice in her mouth and the gives you head

Hey bitch give me an artic plunge

by Mutha fucking Jones February 04, 2017

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Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 15, 2016

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When you take your hand and put it in the freezer, then jerk off with it.

Bro I just gave my self a l artic chill last night. I froze my hand and jerked off with it.

by Sir Dirty Dan April 05, 2022

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Will:Man I really love white girls
Mark: Dude you have artic chill!

by djnoreg January 06, 2012

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A horrible skidoo that barely works on a good day

Hey you see that hunk of junk Yeah it runs like and artic cat

by Contrary arse March 15, 2017

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