Apocalypsing

Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby

Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!

by PopBlink November 22, 2020

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname July 30, 2006

apocalypse

the end of the world.

Man, white American Christians sure do look forward to this event. They should really get a hobby.

Fuck off apocalypse lovers, what a cumstain on society you are.

by elise honderich March 31, 2006

The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.

"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"

by Arnie J. May 20, 2007

Apocalypse

The shitiest Black Metal(if you would cal it that) band ever. Another one of Shadow0fDeath's projects.

Did Apocalypse use a turd to make their music?

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

apocalypse

The End of you and me.

Its The apocalypse! Run for your life!

by doghnut March 26, 2018

apocalypse

Something some one in the bible times made up because he was drunk with his buddies and they dared him to write it in the bible hence the great apocalypse

Josh-bru I heard that its the apocalypse tomorrow! Steve-foreal bru! Let's finish this weed then. Josh-die high sounds like a plan bru

by jesus182 May 21, 2011