Apathriction

The moment at work or school when you decide (consciously or otherwise) that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. You can never be sure when it will strike, but it is very easy to succumb to.

"Where are the presentation notes?"
"Yeah, erm.. I was gonna do it yesterday, but apathriction set in so..."
"You're fired"

by Namerusy Coggrome January 2, 2010

not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

coming apart

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.

Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.

by InThe1960s February 28, 2009

APTTMH

All Praises to the Most High

I would like to give APTTMH, whom some call Jehovah.

by blaxican_squad March 3, 2021

Apatche

First of all, an Apatche is such a badass he doesn't talk until needed like if he needs to kick someones ass it makes him appear mysterious and like a crazy motherfucker not to be messed with. If u do happen to fuck with him he will straight up murder you with no regrets. But hes an awesome guy otherwise.

"Do you see that guy over there? don't fuck with him he's an Apatche"

by ApatcheJoe January 21, 2010

aparthyeid

A social gathering that has naturally or accidentally segregated by race, due to happenstance or design. Use has since spread to incorporate separation via language, nationality or social background.

Yeah, the party was good. But after all the French people arrived it turned into an aparthyeid.

I wonder why the white kids aren't mingling. This is total aparthyeid.

by ndr_y August 24, 2010

judd-apatowed

The act of shoving a spoon in someone's butt crack (not the hole).

Why is there a spoon sticking out of Dan's underwear?

I judd-apatowed him last night after he passed out.

Oh, thank God, I thought it was stuck it in his asshole.

by NeoRobot77 May 1, 2017