retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016

squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!

Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL and pEtRoLiS!!! February 13, 2005

Hungry Antelope

The act of pouring a liquid substance down ones ass hole then sucking the shit out of it as to mimic an antelope.

“Dude I just gave my cousin a hungry antelope”

“Fuck the zoo, I’ll just get a hungry antelope”

by Hjjddgbbjj November 10, 2021

Prairie grazing antelope

This is telling someone they are amazing in the sack. A prairie grazer sexual fulfills any person they come in contact with. They often haus many girls and murf other things.

They are not apposed to anal.

Benit: Hey Jemmy, what do you think about Jash Pardon in the sack?

Jemmy: Um, i dunno, i have never experienced that personally but leverhaus says he's a prairie grazing antelope.

by Sesual Lover Haus February 10, 2010

hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005