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Southern : Hey my ant is coming over today.
Me : Your what is coming over?
Southern : My ant!
Me : What?!
Southern : Uhm......Aunt!
Me : -facepalm- Could've just said that!
ant by iLiveInSouthCarolina May 13, 2011
Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
Ant by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
Ant by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
Ant by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
A small monster that will one day rule over the world. While your sleeping, they crawl on your still body and take a nibble. Do you ever feel itchy after waking up? That's why. One day we will be completely consumed by ants
Man I'm getting eaten alive by these ants.
Ant by Jenleya July 31, 2017
Actually not true (A.N.T)
Pronounced as aye..ehn..tea
Person 1- Hey where didya go last Monday?
Person 2-Antarctica with my wife!!
Person 1-Yeah right, which is ANT.
Ant by Emporiohak January 17, 2018