The art of Wanking. Done very cheekily. Usually on a daily basis, but sometimes less often, depending on the cheeky levels. Can also be competitive.
“No honey, I don’t have time to pick up the kids today, you better cancel your festive Zumba class because I’m busy anchoring. It’s a lifestyle.”
by goofygoofus October 24, 2022
A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.
Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
wow, I haven't made a cup, I'm the anchor of this team
by mrs. hardy April 22, 2010
Dave: "Hey man why are we stopping?"
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
by Trigonometrium October 19, 2007
by The Return of Light Joker November 09, 2010
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by Clinton Ziza Smith May 12, 2006