Anchoring

The art of Wanking. Done very cheekily. Usually on a daily basis, but sometimes less often, depending on the cheeky levels. Can also be competitive.

“No honey, I don’t have time to pick up the kids today, you better cancel your festive Zumba class because I’m busy anchoring. It’s a lifestyle.”

by goofygoofus October 24, 2022

Anchor

A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.

Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Anchor

when you suck horribly at beerpong

wow, I haven't made a cup, I'm the anchor of this team

by mrs. hardy April 22, 2010

anchor

a person who oversees and coordinates a news cast

The anchor messed up badly last night.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2010

Anchor

Something that stops a group cuz its important.

ex:

Dave: "Hey man why are we stopping?"

St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*

by Trigonometrium November 4, 2007

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

anchor

anchor is a reminder of attraction when dating

the player may use his pen as an anchor to have her remember when she gave him her number

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 19, 2006