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Adios Pelota

When someone booty claps on your balls so hard that you have to get one removed.
"Did you hear what happened to Eli?"

"No, tell me!"
"He and Kate went away for the weekend and things got crazy, she Adios Pelota'd him...he just got out of surgery this afternoon."
"Oh no! Not Eli!"
by paperthingoochie July 13, 2021
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Adios Amigo

Said triumphantly after any kind of 'hot potato' handover by the person handing over the hot potato. Meant to convey the notion that "It's your problem now, don't call me."
When you buy a dodgy car from some geezer for dirt cheap:
"OK, there's your money. Do you have the registration, service record and warranty docs?"
"Adios Amigo!"

When you take over a new job from someone who is leaving:
"Can I call you with questions?"
"Adios Amigo! Hasta la vista, Baby!"
by JG El Supremo January 28, 2022
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Adiós George Santos

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023
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Email Adios Snub

A tactic used by people who want to get you off the phone while appearing to take interest in what you have to say.
Yes, I think that's fascinating! Could you email me something that I could share with everyone here? Seriously this is NOT an Email Adios Snub!"
by echolaliababy July 15, 2010
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San Diego Adios

After a one night stand, take a massive shit in their toilet before leaving.
Hey I was at that girl Megan’s house last night, I left her a San Diego Adios when I left!
by KrissKraut November 15, 2018
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Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
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Big Adios

Synonym for death, the act of dying, the occasion of leaving this world for the next one; cessation of life, to expire, to cease to exist. Colloquially an expression of feeling as if one has died. A process or activity that was so difficult or bad that it no longer exists.
He'd been sick for a long time, but he finally made the Big Adios.

I haven't seen her for weeks. What happened to her? She made the Big Adios.

I drank way too much last night. Man, I feel like I took the Big Adios.

That job was just too much for me. I finally told my boss I was giving it the Big Adios.

Her boyfriend was the worst ever. She gave him the Big Adios.

Eight years of George Bush was too much. He should have taken the Big Adios a long time ago.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
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