Cream Abuse

Cream Yui, Ultimate Businessman being beaten up or injured really bad

Cherry had started to do Cream Abuse.

by Kyo Kiyoshi January 15, 2020

Slug abuse

A word that can be used to mean anything in any context so long as it carries a slight negative connotation. Note the hilarity is not derived from the actual meaning of the words, but rather the cumbersome nature of the phrase.

*Noun*
Guy: Dude, she is so fat
Guy2: Hahaha yeah, what a slug abuse!

*Adjective*
Guy: Man, I'm not really feeling this jacket, it's kinda...
Guy2: Yeah, it's pretty slug abuse
Guy: Yeah, slug abuse

by Rick is immense March 24, 2008

Abuse juice

Milk

“Would you pass me the milk?
-Oh, you mean the abuse juice?”

by Lordmessaya June 13, 2022

asian abuse

When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.

1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.

John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.

by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015

e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.

Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No

by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

alcohol abuse

spilling alcohol, as in abusing it by wasting it.

You just spilled my beer all over the floor, that's alcohol abuse.

by caitlin February 25, 2005