Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

clap abortion

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.

"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."

by GarthF February 8, 2006

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

abortion fever

You know how you get baby fever when you look at a cute baby, imagine the opposite, that's abortion fever.

"that ugly ass baby gave me abortion fever"

by nikanat May 20, 2020

Abortlet

An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.

Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.

“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park

Oh... There’s my “Abortlet”, Come to Daddy my little bundle of half developed joy.

by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013

Abortnite

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.

Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.

by Zipdox October 12, 2018