sex in a canoe 

Slang for a mild tasting or low alcohol beer.

Drinking most American beers is like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water!

sex in a canoe by cambot November 4, 2007

National Have Sex With A Milf Night 

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

National Have Sex With A Milf Night by The Danimal October 29, 2021

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.

Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.

Sex on a Mailbox by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008

Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

Sex on a Mexican beach by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

sex with a banana 

When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.

Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband

"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"

sex with a banana by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006

sex with a banana 

When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.

ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!

sex with a banana by bananasarefun March 21, 2007

Sex On A Cloud 

is a way to describe something utterly amazing, cool, and something that rarely happens/something that is once in a life time.

"yo that roller coaster was sick"
-"yeah it's like sex on a cloud"

Sex On A Cloud by Stokley Jones August 1, 2012