Good at cooking, taking care of his dogs, hard working, and overall funny guy. Terrible at taking selfies and doesn’t know how to smile for the camera.
by Beaniebunnie March 01, 2022
A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
by adribatch February 05, 2010
by AlexGoBrrrr February 06, 2021
A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
by Irick101 December 11, 2008
In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
by Kil Lerown January 07, 2010