Tooly McTooligan

A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.

Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel the need to buy the Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt that I was saving up for!? There were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

Emily: To piss you off.

Rosie: Well I guess that makes you a TOOLY MCTOOLIGAN...

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

Tooly

A person that identifies as a hand tool or thinks they are actually a power tool.

Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.

by Bucketdundrunkit July 21, 2023

Tooly

Niche east end Toronto slang for a vape.

“Let me get your tooly”

“Gonna go outside for a tool break”

by violetcrowbar June 2, 2022

A Tooly

Discussing for weeks the location, venues and times but never shows up.

Sanjay - is Atul coming out tonight?

Louis - Nah he pulled A Tooly.

by LcLc01 March 29, 2019

Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic

by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023