salad

a female lunatic generally spotted carousing around the greater Toronto area.

holy fuck Egan look at that salad over there licking that rusty pole

by matesaseggs July 27, 2010

salad

The salad is the anus. It is used in reference with the act of licking one's anus. Toss the salad.

She offered grape jelly to me when I was tossing her salad.

by Ty December 19, 2004

salad

Another word for COOL

Jon: I made this shirt.
Adrienne: That's really salad.

by Adrienne Estelle May 27, 2005

Salad

A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.

Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."

by HEdel October 29, 2014

Salad

Some one who be dressin'

Person 1: you look like a salad
Person 2: why
Person 1: cause you be dressin'

by Saladicious May 17, 2020

Salad

1. a usually cold dish, covered with a dressing;
2. mixtures either arranged or tossed and served with a moist dressing;
3. any herb or green vegetable, as lettuce, used for salads or eaten raw;
4. any mixture or assortment;
5. Talented, Awesome, Gorgeous and Good For The Environment;

B'girl Epitome is Salad!

by Told you so! June 15, 2007

Salads

Code word for Breasts.

Dang, that girl has some nice salads.

by djfresh December 23, 2008