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I think I broke a hamstring... 

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

broke a bitch 

a couple breaking up under bad conditions, usually one was cheating. So the other partner broke the cheating partner and his/her bitch. Therefore we say they arent a couple anymore they broke a bitch
Hey are those two still going out
No they broke a bitch long time ago
broke a bitch by Sepehr May 21, 2006

broke a muscle 

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
broke a muscle by Streatspear April 5, 2025

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Broke as a joke 

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.