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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.
by azBowls January 6, 2021
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Hit a ball with a bat

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat
by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018
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roll a ball

the "easiest" game project but when you finally start it you FUCKING GIVE UP AT THE CAMERA CONTROLLER BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD AT GAME DEVELOPMENT. AKA the hardest game project
Dan: Guys I started a roll a ball project!

Robert: Heh. Good luck with that
by Pumpkin Joestar November 5, 2021
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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