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9.9.2003

The birthday of the sweetest and most precious boy on earth.
OMG its the 9.9.!!!! thats JANS BIRTHDAY!! he was born on 9.9.2003! <3 hes so cute so sweet i love him so much! <3
by janbfsgf May 10, 2022
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9-9-9 Club

At the Dodger game on April 14th, I'm going to attempt to join the 9-9-9 Club
by Nacho Friendly April 4, 2007
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99.997

ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE PISSED IN A CUP, AND THEY ALL MISSED BUT YOU. CONGRATS DADDY...
D.N.A. IN YOUR CASE MEANS DO NOT ASK,JUST PAY, 99.997 EVERY MOTHER FUCKEN WEEK.
by JITNEST April 14, 2010
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99.999999%

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.
Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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9_9

If you didn't sleep at night or you slept really bad, this is the emoji for that. The bags under the eyes is a symbol for tiredness and bad sleep.
I couldn't sleep last night! ( 9_9 )
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9/9/2022

A blessed day. Such a pretty date too :)
Have you heard how much is happening on 9/9/2022?
by TsukasaTenma August 18, 2022
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