911

Emergency boyfriend (911 BF) or girlfriend (911 GF) for when you are desperate (rebound, lonely, drunk, etc.) You go through the motions (lunches, movies, hikes, sexytime), but you know you will not be with them forever.

#1: I do declare my good man, my betrothed hath left me for a fellow with a fancy red sports car and designer knickers.
#2: Awww dawg, she's just a damn ho. Get yous a 911 GF to tide you over hommie.

by eshommie May 23, 2007

911

Sorry, but your gonna die. Bye-bye👋

911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Person: someone's trying to kill me!

911 operator: oh, well sorry

*Hangs up*

by Douknowbts November 30, 2019

911

The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.

I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!

by Marco polooo March 12, 2017

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib May 16, 2018

911

my number A.K.A the number you call when you or another have been harmed harmed or in danger

call me ;))

bro 1: dude i'm bleeding out
bro 2: bro call 911
bro 3: broseph he can't he's dying
bro 2: out shit yeah

by broseph #7 November 5, 2019

911

A term Lady Gaga used in her song "911" meaning antipsychotic

pop a 911 then pop another one

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba

Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020