January 6

Those who are most oblivious are born this day.

Elle: she is so oblivious she most be born on January 6.

by youra-dopted November 2, 2019

January 6

national tell your crush you like them day

girl: hey y/n it’s January 6th
boy: what does that mean?
girl:i have a crush on you
boy:it’s national tell your crush you like them day?
girl.yes!

by Jupiter213 January 3, 2022

January 6

Kiss or hug your boyfriend day

The day where you get to kiss or hug your boyfriend when ever you want

Girl: kisses boyfriend
Boy:why did you kiss me for?
Girl:it January 6

by Yousimp January 5, 2022

January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

January 6 Xtians

Also known as the “Xtian Taliban.” Armed “Christians,” most of them being white racists and supremacists hiding under the umbrella of Christian nationalism, who wouldn’t hesitate to use violence or even murder to ensure that their pro-Christian un-Christian ex-president—who lost the 2020 US election to a white pro-abortion and pro-LGBTQ+ “socialist” presidential candidate—continued to be their “anointed” political savior.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA “patriots,” blue-collar “evangelicals,” and January 6 Xtians would be convicted and sentenced to a jail sentence for answering the call of their Pharisee-in-Chief to storm the Capitol so that he’d illegally serve a second-term in office.

by MathPlus December 19, 2022

January 6

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

january 6

National Furries Day!

rahaf: it’s january 6 u kno wut it means right? new fursuits!

by big000t January 24, 2022