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May 5

Ask someone for their hoodie day !
Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!
by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020
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may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!
by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021
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May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/
Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.
by Anti404 January 13, 2022
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May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!
"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"
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May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born
Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”
by ASTRXO August 8, 2021
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May 5

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
by Dicksucker Golden91623 May 5, 2019
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May 5

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better
by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022
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